February 2012
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“To obtain a birds eye is to turn a blizzard to a breeze.”
– “Wish You Were Here”, Incubus
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WatchIt’s only half a song, but whatever. It’s also a Michelle Branch song, but nobody’s perfect.
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OH MY GOD WHY AM I AWAKE RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO DUMB
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30 Rock
Liz: It has alcohol in it? No no, he doesn’t drink.
Waiter: Don’t worry, the alcohol cooks down with the fish.
Liz: What if you get the sauce on the side and it isn’t cooked with the fish?
Waiter: That would explain why we have so many drunk kids here.
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WatchGet in the Cage with Nic Cage and Nic Cage.
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Jack: Look, Tracy – I can’t just *give* you money. But what I can do is show you how you can *earn* all the money you need. You must know Arsenio…
Tracy Jordan: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named *Arsenio Billingham*?
Tracy Jordan: No.
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“I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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This is a cover of the Robyn song, “Call...
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30 Rock
Jack: Lemon I'm impressed! You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz Lemon: A business woman.
Jack: I don't think that's a word.
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January 2012
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Kill Bill, Volume 2
Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
The Bride: Of course he did.
Bill: Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride: I don't know … because I'm a bad person.
Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
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I am so grateful for everything about my life. Even when I don’t seem like it, I am. I am painfully insecure at points because I have a real fear and intense worry about disappointing others. But just knowing that some of the people in my life are there and sincere and giving and understanding and sometimes a pain but nearly always a pleasure, I am pretty fortunate. I’d like to...
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“I don’t know what your generation’s fascination is with documenting...”
– Mr. Griffith, Easy A
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Hello Caller with Tom Lenk
A woman on the brink calls a suicide hotline. The man who answers is anything but helpful.
Umm, I kind of love this.
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“A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They’re...”
– Maude, Harold and Maude
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“I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively...”
– Sylvia Plath (via splinter-eye)
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“I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.”
– Veronica’s dad, Heathers
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I could really use a hug. And some sleep.
Harry: What does this song mean? My whole life, I don’t know what this song means. It means ‘Should old acquaintance be forgot.’ Does that mean we that should forget old acquaintances or does it mean that if we should happen to forget them, we should remember them which is not possible because we already forgot?
Sally: Well maybe it just means that maybe we should remember that we forgot them or something. Anyway, it’s about old friends.
December 2011
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