Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
The Bride: Of course he did.
Bill: Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride: I don't know … because I'm a bad person.
Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

The first post of the I-Moved-To-Hollywood-And-All-I-Got-Was-This-Lousy-Blog Blog. Many more to come.

3 days ago
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So this is a cover that me and my friend did of Head Over Heels by Tears for Fears. You can find more songs we’ve covered here: http://amieandjeremy.dmusic.com/

PS its called new and improved because this was the second version we recorded. It is in no way better than the original.
5 days ago

I am so grateful for everything about my life. Even when I don’t seem like it, I am. I am painfully insecure at points because I have a real fear and intense worry about disappointing others. But just knowing that some of the people in my life are there and sincere and giving and understanding and sometimes a pain but nearly always a pleasure, I am pretty fortunate. I’d like to acknowledge that and go to sleep now.

When I grow up, I want to be Zoe Bell.

When I grow up, I want to be Zoe Bell.

(Source: coriundead)

I don’t know what your generation’s fascination is with documenting your every thought… but I can assure you, they’re not all diamonds. “Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof.” Who gives a rat’s ass?

Mr. Griffith, Easy A

funnyordie:

Hello Caller with Tom Lenk

A woman on the brink calls a suicide hotline. The man who answers is anything but helpful.

Umm, I kind of love this.

I can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: jason-sogaykiss, via fuckyeahparksandrec)

A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They’re just backing away from life.

Maude, Harold and Maude